How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!