How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you