How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."