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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.