How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.