What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.