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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.