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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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A civil war

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!