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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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We do.

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Because it's still dressing.

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Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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By having people believe that you've won an election.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!