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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.