What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists