What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.