How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Biker Jokes More Biker Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.