It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
All three of them.
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Because he was sheet faced.
Because he had a very large bill.
He was just two tired.
