It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Artificial Intelligence!
To get to the other side.
Lets go play on our bikes.
One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
You switch sides at half time.
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X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.