It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
You turn me on.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
He was sick of all its shiitake.
He was just two tired.
