How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Biker Jokes More Biker Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.