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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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One, but it takes 7 years.

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week