How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.

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What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week