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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!