Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick