Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
It was supposed to be in place last week!
An egg can stay in the cup longer
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Scanned-in-avia
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
