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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.