What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine