How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery