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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.