How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had