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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.