Sean Murray and PS4 users
A campaign promise.
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He brexit.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Just one more guys I promise.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
They promised freaky fast delivery
None--He'll only promise "change."
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.
The Internship
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
That's sweet, ain't it?
A bundt cake!
Whoever wins...we lose.
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
The prices were gastronomical...
CuNO3!
Everything there is recycled, including this post.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
His reflection.
Reflection
Kids say the darnedest things.
A trip without the kids.
