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What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery