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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.