Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan