Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.