Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

Fillet of soul

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had