What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Dispose Jokes More Dispose Jokes

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.