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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.