What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.