What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.