What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Dispose Jokes More Dispose Jokes

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.