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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.