What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Dispose Jokes More Dispose Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.