What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!