What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."