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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.