What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.