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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!