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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!