What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix /r/Pokémon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.