What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.