What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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A cow-culator.

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)