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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)