What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.