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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)