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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.