What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)