What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)