Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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An offer you can't understand.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars