Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars