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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org