Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org