What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.