What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat