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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.