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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.