Because they can dress foreless.
Darth Mall.
To get their stuff back.
In sainsburys
Crate and Barrel.
The second hand shop.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!
Borders
Toys arrrrrr Us.
Traitor Joe's
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
Wagmans.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...
The barking lot.
Salvador Deli
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
Argo down the shops! Kn
The Darth Mall.
They go shopping at a department store.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.
The Mooternity Section.
You'll get bored.
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
When the stores are open.
12 months
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
They prefer a Target.
Banana Republic
Because on top of it was written: Open here.
At a flea market!
I think therefore I Amazon
There's nothing Dubai.
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
To make ends meat.
To get to the second hand shop.
He went to the second-hand shop.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes
Non-existent
An x-man.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Ask about his routine.
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
His young'uns
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
