Shop Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Who's there! Argo! Argo who?

Argo down the shops! Kn

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Exhibit Jokes More Exhibit Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!