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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....