What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....