What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.