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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own