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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

They say.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....