What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.