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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair