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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...