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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

Yishan

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Who's there! Agent! Agent who?

Agentle breeze!