Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
None. PETA can't change anything.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Agentle breeze!