One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
It has to change for itself.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
