How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!