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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb