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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Pa Jokes More Pa Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.