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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.