How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Pa Jokes More Pa Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!