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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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One, but he wishes it was two.

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Anonagon.

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None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

Why are Batman and black man different?

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