What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.