What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?