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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.