Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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