Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

I.T. Jokes More I.T. Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Tardi Jokes More Tardi Jokes

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.