Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.