Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Harley Jokes More Harley Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.