What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.