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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.