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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes More Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi