What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

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Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents