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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.