What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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