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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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The guy would survive the first round.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.