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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.