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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."