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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.