What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.