What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."