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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.