What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

What fish only swims at night?

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."