How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.