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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.