Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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The Crimea River

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.