Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.