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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Who's there! Bless! Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.