Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.