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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.