Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.