Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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By swimming in their debt.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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A sneezing ticket holder.

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Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.