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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.