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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!