Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!