Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.