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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.