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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.