How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!