How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!