How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype