How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.