What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...