What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...