What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.