What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.