What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.