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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.