What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.