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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.