What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.