He got AIIIIIDS.
Pasture bedtime.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A roamin' Catholic.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
With closed eyes.
Because he never sleeps in much!
He was sleeping with the fishes.
Yoko Ono
You can sleep with a light on.
A Freudian Sleep.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
We sleep better when the room is moving
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
They're used to disappointment.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.
I can sleep with a light on.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
Bread and Bakedfast!
It ova slept.
An undercover cop.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
A baegull.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Because we get sleepy.
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Pa-jammins
Shaken, not stirred.
In case of any night mares!
There ain't no rest for the wicked
Hide and go sleep.
Talk in your sleep.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
A twix bar
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Sleep late.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Sleep in the wardrobe!
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Cot-on-wool.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
To sleep under it
To see how long he slept.
Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over
Because the Force Awakens
Sleep on the sofa.
Forever.
A tyrano-snore-us rex.
Dumblebore
Namaste
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Jack the kipper!
At yeast he's a fungi.
With an electorate blanket.
To see how long she slept.
Where monkeys sleep.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
A napkin
You rocket
There is twenty of them.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
To avoid a hostel takeover.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
A knight light
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
When it's internight.
Sleep.
Because he was empty inside.
Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
No problem, He sleeps at night.
There is twenty of them
A dinosnore!
Sleep at night
Because it has two shifts.
Because he got tired.
A Roman Catholic.
From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Because they have two shifts!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
It can be a slippery slope.
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
Trunkquilizers!
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
A stairorist.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
He was too far out man
A two-weeker
Loki
To get rid of his tesserection
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Narnia business!
He tractor down
I used to love tractors
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
This place feels earie.
('A jump rope')
With love and hisses.
