He got AIIIIIDS.
Pasture bedtime.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A roamin' Catholic.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
With closed eyes.
Because he never sleeps in much!
He was sleeping with the fishes.
Yoko Ono
You can sleep with a light on.
A Freudian Sleep.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
We sleep better when the room is moving
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
They're used to disappointment.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
She saw his Onix harden.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.
I can sleep with a light on.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
Bread and Bakedfast!
It ova slept.
An undercover cop.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
A baegull.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Me love you wrong time.
Ray Rice
Because we get sleepy.
I can go to sleep with a light on
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
He got lemonaids.
A little stiff.
Pa-jammins
Shaken, not stirred.
In case of any night mares!
There ain't no rest for the wicked
Hide and go sleep.
Talk in your sleep.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
Because they always want to be right.
A twix bar
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Sleep late.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Sleep in the wardrobe!
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Cot-on-wool.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
To sleep under it
To see how long he slept.
Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over
Because the Force Awakens
Sleep on the sofa.
Forever.
A tyrano-snore-us rex.
Is unwise, apparently.
Dumblebore
Namaste
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Jack the kipper!
At yeast he's a fungi.
With an electorate blanket.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
To see how long she slept.
Where monkeys sleep.
Because I like to sleep around.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
A napkin
Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
You rocket
There is twenty of them.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
To avoid a hostel takeover.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
A knight light
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
When it's internight.
Sleep.
Because he was empty inside.
Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
No problem, He sleeps at night.
There is twenty of them
A dinosnore!
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
He can never find the Loki.
The Loki cokey.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
He tractor down
Where's my tractor?
Ooooooh, aaaaaah...
Aurora boring Alice.
A roamin Catholic
A Roamin' Catholic.
He didn't want to show up for the finals
GAINZZZZZZ
Someone told him it was 2's day.
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
