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What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.