What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.