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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."