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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.