What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!