What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!