What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.