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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.