What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.