What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.