Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

News Jokes More News Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.