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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

News Jokes More News Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Fed Ex Jokes More Fed Ex Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.