Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.