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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Fed Ex Jokes More Fed Ex Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.