Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.