News Jokes

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

News Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

Love Card

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

How did the wasps take that news?

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Did you hear the news?

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