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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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News of the elections is getting old.