Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press