Does any of this really matter...
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Who are those people up there
They'll tell you.
The one with the dirty knees.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
