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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.