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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.