Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.