Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.