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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread