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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...