Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast