Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.