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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.