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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."