How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again