How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

He relished it

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."