How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again