Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

Lmayo ahh

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.