What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!