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Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
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They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Topical meme.
A snickerdoodle.
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Nothing. He just laughed.
Ten tickles
A laughing cow..
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
The cow jumped over the moon.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
He writes scary stories.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Ten Tickles
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He has to wait for the verb.
Ayy lmayo
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Ten-tickles
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
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Tentickles.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Tickle its balls.
Ten tickles.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
It could be your car
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
He types, "HALOL"
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
They told him his wife died recently.
Because they're no laughing matter.
Laughing stalk
Hue hue hue hue
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
He was always horsing around.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
A guy laughing his balls off.
Because they always miss the joke
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Someone laughing their head off
With ten-tickles
Neingag.
I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!
It didn't make cents
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
Laughing stock.
Tell him your plans.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
You made m'laugh.
I laugh at neither of them.
The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least
A Yamahahaha
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
People laugh at my face.
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
A man laughing his head off.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
He was making a funny face
A laughing stock.
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
Because they're hill-areas!
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Hue hue hue
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because they crack themselves up!
When somebody asks for a raise
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Because it had ten tickles
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
Turn off the Playstation.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
They mostly wrap.
Because its delicious.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!
Both will never get a college degree.
Don't worry! They will tell you!
A funny bunny
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
