Because I've "reddit" before
Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Java -jar jar.jar
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
A snickerdoodle.
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Ten tickles
A laughing cow..
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
The cow jumped over the moon.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1
He has to wait for the verb.
Ayy lmayo
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Ten-tickles
He He He
Lmayo ahh
Tentickles.
Tickle its balls.
Ten tickles.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
It could be your car
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
He types, "HALOL"
Because they're no laughing matter.
Laughing stalk
Hue hue hue hue
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
He was always horsing around.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Because they always miss the joke
Someone laughing their head off
With ten-tickles
Neingag.
It didn't make cents
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Laughing stock.
Tell him your plans.
A Yamahahaha
Cashew!
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
People laugh at my face.
Cat gut.
A man laughing his head off.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
He was making a funny face
A laughing stock.
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
Because they're hill-areas!
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Hue hue hue
When somebody asks for a raise
Because it had ten tickles
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
DAM!
He cracks up
Because it cracked itself up.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
The XD card.
They crack up
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Ten-tickcles.
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Aqueous humour.
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Because it was crumby.
Cos I'm quitting today.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Laughing gas.
A Yamahahahaha.
Do you get a laughing stock?
A new last name
To prevent bat breath!
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Dad.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
A fishing pole.
A poodull
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
They tickle the goat on the chin.
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
Out of plaice.
