What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickcles.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!