What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.