Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Claustrophobia!
I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!
Because it was crumby.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
Hello hello.
Because he got ova easy.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Finnish Goods
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
They are both santa clauses.
