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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)