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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!