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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!