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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!