What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.